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What would you like to see printed on your T-shirt...??
 
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Body by Cheddar

 
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My personal favorite T-Shirt:

 
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The recent one I liked in a local store was
"I pretended to work, they pretended to pay"
 
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How about making a business out of it with something like -

Pay me 100 bucks and see yourself advertised here!!
 
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"Looking for a Girl Friend"
 
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"There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary, and those that don't"
 
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It must be boring to be normal, but how would I know?

 
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Look away

 
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I assure you this can be worn by "anyone" (fat and thin alike!)

"I am not fat"
 
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I'm fat, I'm bald, and I don't give a #$%&

 
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Dont get jealous over my T-shirt quote.

 
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Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
 
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Bear Bibeault wrote:

I'm fat, I'm bald, and I don't give a #$%&





You might get a free T-shirt with this one which would read:

"Me neither" !!!
 
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LAZY ...............
And Proud of It !
 
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This is not a quote, just a English lettered text

 
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Tag cloud of Java & Opensource technologies



 
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Don't look at me.

 
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I look like Sagar Rohankar

 
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Someone demonstrating on behalf of a "Peace Organization" had a T-shirt that read,

END U.S. INVOLVEMENT IN NORTH AMERICA
 
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Googie Sun wrote:LAZY ...............
And Proud of It !



"Googie Sun",
Please check your private messages regarding a small communication regarding the naming policy.
 
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Hell was full. So I am back.
 
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Recently i saw this one
"I am currently away from my computer"
 
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"I'm not a Geek"
 
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Kashyap Hosdurga wrote:Recently i saw this one
"I am currently away from my computer"




Good One, For all those who hooked up here !!
 
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System.gc();
 
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"I'm probably not listening to you."
 
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Ankit Garg wrote:"I'm not a Geek"


"I'm not a Greek"
 
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java.lang.NullPointerException
 
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I would like to have this on my tee
"I worship James Gosling and you should ,too "
 
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For Java rock stars, I prefer Joshua Bloch.
 
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In these days of recession, it is not tough getting laid <linebreak> off!!
 
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Yeah, I'm a coward ... you gotta problem with that?
 
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I always think of quitting cigarette but to think i need a cigarette

 
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When I read about the ill effects of smoking, I stopped reading

 
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Himanshu Rawat wrote:

I always think of quitting cigarette but to think i need a cigarette



Good one.
 
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I guess this sounds a bit raunchy:

"Don't look below!"
 
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For Bartenders.

"Need money for alcohol research"
 
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