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Hi

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2005. Because of your kindness: I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.



I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.



I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear

that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.



I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.



I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.



I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...) I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that

Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.



My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland. Tired of calling divya singh (Siemens employee) who needs help for her hubby suffering from Lung cellular cancer especially when she was not married!!



IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on your head today at 10:30 pm.
 
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Originally posted by Preeti Jain:
Hi

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on your head today at 10:30 pm.



It was the precise time that sold me.
 
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I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.



One good thing about that.
Dogs won't bark at you when you are outside late at night.
 
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I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.



Next time, bring your own chair to the cinema..
 
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Aaron!!
Have you been to the Spencers ??
 
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Somebody forgot to mention motivational stories.
 
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