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Chuck Norris Facts

 
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This is the funniest site I've seen in a while. My favorite so far is:

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."
 
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Yeah - funny site.

Personally, I found nr. 7 rather amusing:

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

/Svend Rost
 
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A gentle smattering of profanity, just the way I like it.
 
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will fuck you up.
 
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Actually, if you "Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate 140,000 results.
 
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{posted for Jeffery Hunter: I(Max Habibi) tried to clean up the formatting, and somehow screwed it}

Okay, I am in tears over this. I came to the one place I knew it would be appreciated, and being that it has to do with our friend Chuck, I put it in this thread. This is courtesy of Jerry Joplin. Here are some highlights, and the link follows:

  • Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.
  • When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris' deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.
  • The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out of the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face.
  • A synchronize does not protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.


  • More here.

    [ April 07, 2006: Message edited by: Jeffrey Hunter ]
     
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    Ooops. In my haste I forgot UBB syntax. Sorry for the double post (I created on new thread on this topic).
     
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    ROFL

    Some of my Favs:

  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
  • When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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    Originally posted by George Harris:
    Actually, if you "Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate 140,000 results.



    And you'll find a link to the Anti-Chuck Facts page :
    http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm
     
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    You need to specify that the link is NOT WORK SAFE.
     
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