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Moose called me

 
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Moose called me on my cell last night – he sounded very upset and angry. When I asked the reason, he told me that he was expecting image of his spouse beside his image in new forum software. But he found boring text (A friendly place for Java greenhorns!) beside him. He promised me to call me again tonight. What should I tell him tonight??


 
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Tell him that you are going to put his spouse next to him. (And post the result here!).
 
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Tell him to watch first movie Mighty Like a Moose with his spouse!
 
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Dead animals don't talk. Except parrots.
 
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His spouse is the Fly but they're going through a rough patch right now.

I think they'll make it through this tough time. The two are perfect for one another and the Fly nose the Moose inside and out.
 
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I thought the moose was called 'rudolph'? :?:
 
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Should that be "spoose"?
 
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Last night again moose called me. He was drunk. He spoke in moose language so I wasn’t able to understand what he was saying. :roll:
 
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One of my friend always tells me

"Eat well, sleep well."

Tin tin ti din...
 
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He was drunk


I suspect, it was other way round.
 
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Sachin Patil wrote:

He was drunk


I suspect, it was other way round.



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