A new dictionary from the men behind Britain's Radio 4's
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue gives definitions for what
word should mean. Her's a selection:
Artefact: Pretentious statistic.
Bidet: Two days before D-Day.
Bigamist: Larger-than-usual fog.
Cabaret: Wide range of available taxis.
Fiasco: Bad wall painting.
Myth: Female moth.
Quadrant: Four people shouting.
Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to change TV channels.
Zebra: The largest size of support garment.