Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)
all three parts? granted, i've tried to forget half of them, but there ARE actually SIX parts.
Ulf Dittmer wrote:She remembered more than I'd have, and I've seen all three parts. But I did pick up on a few major misremembrances, so maybe the tribe will have mercy when it speaks...
fred rosenberger wrote:
Ulf Dittmer wrote:but there ARE actually SIX parts.
No. there are only three parts.
Evil George Lucas turned to the dark side and wanted to make more money, even though he had more money than most nations. So he wrote, directed, and produced three terrible things that existed only to suck money out of the wallets of folks with no understanding.
The three money suckers were terrible, and are *not* part of Star Wars.
And Jaba the Hut was not in Star Wars a new hope.
And Han shot first.