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A software engineer was smoking ...girl says..Can't you see the warning. "Smoking is injurious to health ".....to this the engineer says .......We bother only about errors .. Not warnings !!!

There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.

Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main kya hain. Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme mere kapade hain.

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Jaya Nagar

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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:

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Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main kya hain. Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme mere kapade hain.

For those whose native is not Hindi:
During custom checking,Malika Sherawat(Famous Indian porn actress)was asked "Whats there in your lunch box?"
Malika

on't irritate me.My clothes are there in the box.

Sameer Jamal

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Mallika Sherawat

porn actress.

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Many few people know that she is a divorc�e and was airhostess before jump in bollywood. Her real name is Reema Lamba.
[ March 10, 2006: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]

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Infact even less know that she is porn actress.

Well she is not a porn actress atleast. Till today I mean she isn't.

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Originally posted by Jaya Nagar:
Famous Indian porn actress

... porn stars dont carry tiffin boxes ..

Jackie Chain would be shocked to know that he was working with porn star [because he missed the opportunity

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Antonio Giovanni

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Guys, this is funny .. clothes in lunch box !!!

hahaha

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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
Mallika Sherawat porn actress.

I read in a newspaper that she's a part of Subhash Ghai's next film.. China Town..hope she wears some cloths in that movie... :roll:

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Check this out....

Mallika's Holi in Ladakh
http://specials.rediff.com/movies/2006/mar/14sld1.htm

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Originally posted by Mohd. Ibu:
I read in a newspaper that she's a part of Subhash Ghai's next film.. China Town..hope she wears some cloths in that movie... :roll:

If she wear cloths, she don�t look like an actress.

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