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Weight Loss Program

 
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old dressed in nothing but a
pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
sign
reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and
puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around
her neck that
reads, "If you catch me you can have me" Well, he's out the door after her
like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to
catch her; but when he does, it's worth every muscle cramp and wheeze.

For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he
has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day, 50lb. program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

"If I catch you, you're mine."
 
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Could not stop laughing in office after reading this
 
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LOL
 
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Originally posted by Joyce Lee:
LOL



Aside: why doesn't yelrotflmao.gif appear on the palette of graemlins?
 
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Absolutely hilarious
 
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what about 70 lb
 
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