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(Not Safe for work)T- shirt Slogans and messages

 
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These are some of the T-shirt slogans I have come accros :

I'm Still Hot -- It Just Comes in Flashes.

I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.

I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!

I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.

My Reality Check Just Bounced.


If you have more, Please share

[ April 03, 2006: Message edited by: Ajith Kallambella ]
 
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Newton's Theory: Earth Sucks!

1 + 1 = 3
(for extremely large values of 1)
 
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I'm not fat...
I just don't sh** a lot.

Can't we all just get a bong?
 
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Last night I had a nightmare, I was your girlfriend.
 
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"Wisconsin. Smell the Dairy Air"

Mark
 
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10101010, Pilani.

On T-shirts worn by students of Birla Institute of Technology & Science (BITS), Pilani.
 
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I'm a Virgin
(This is a very old T-shirt)



Cheers
 
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A hell lot of a people are alive, simply 'coz its illegal to kill them.


- Ramy..
 
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Originally posted by Suresh Thota:
I'm a Virgin
(This is a very old T-shirt)



Cheers



"Virginity is not dignity, but a lack of opportunity" (This is a new T-shirt)
 
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who know binary and those who dont.
 
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1. I do all of my own stunts
2. Will Flash 4 Food
3. Best In Show
4. LOOK, but don't touch
5. It's only funny until someone falls...then it's hilarious
6. I Get Enough Excercise Just Pushing My Luck
7. Major Yabbos
8. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
9. Nice Rack
10. Looking Good Is A Curse
11. Whatever...
12. Like Duh
13. YaThink
14. Save The Drama For Your Mama
15. This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 4.0 or higher
16. Dad Likes Me Best
17. Mom Likes Me Best
18. Bad Hair Day
19. Queen Be-atch
20. If I was you, I wouldn't be me!
21. I pee in the shower.
22. Will Scratch My Butt For Food
23. Up Yours
24. And your point is...
25. Love is friendship set on fire
26. A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you
27. A man is not where he lives, but where he loves
28. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating
29. Everything has been figured out, except how to live
30. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance
31. have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
32. Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
 
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1. My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
2. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.
3. Co-ed naked everything
4. Dare to go bare!
5. Bare butts are cool.
6. Bare is beautiful!
7. I give bare hugs.
8. Become a nudist. See more of your friends.
9. Nudists have nothing to hide.
10. Surf naked!
11. Born to be naked!
12. Born naked
13. If God wanted us to be naked, we'd be born that way.
14. Nude is not rude.
15. Nudists prefer one-button suits.
16. A birthday suit is always in fashion.
17. Birthday suits always fit right.
18. Nudists just grin and bare it.
19. Nude is normal
20. Skinful isn't sinful
21. Like your body? Show it!
22. Every body should be naked
23. Frankly Scallop, I Don�t Give a Clam
24. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
25. Procrastinate Now.
26. Rehab Is for Quitters.
27. That�s It! I�m Calling Grandma!
28. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.
 
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2nd place is the first looser.
 
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Found one more

"Zero to HORNY in just 2 beers"
 
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I'm doing something so secret
I don't even know what I'm doing
 
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Do Not Disturb...
I am already disturbed !
 
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If You Can't Speak Softly, Just Use the Stick
 
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Waiting For Mr. Right
Stop Following Me � I'm Not a Shoplifter
I'm Not Cynical � Just Experienced
Shut Up and Paddle
 
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[ March 30, 2006: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]
 
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All might not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome
 
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Originally posted by Venkatesh Sai:
All might not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome




 
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Enjoy this



Hope this is not violating JR policy, or else I will delete.
 
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Take A Number and then Stick It Up Your .........
 
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Whip Me Beat Me Bite Me Love Me

aka Your Daddy

Adopt ME Brangelina

I Love Beer

Just Do Me
 
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Some more :

"Where There's a Will, I Want to Be in It"
"Sex Is Like Air; It's Not Important Unless You Aren't Getting Any"
"I'd Quit This Job But I Need the Sleep"
"I Miss My Ex, But My Aim Is Improving"
"I'm Your Father, Not an ATM"
 
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Check this :

 
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We have always been at war with Eurasia
 
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"School is where they put you to learn
while you're trying to do other things."

"Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill."

"I'm on Debt Row."

"My Search Engine ran Out Of Gas."
 
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T-Shirts That Suck (dot com).
 
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And don't forget Error Wear (dot com).

I bought a shirt on eBay that says "public static void main(String[] args)."
 
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Originally posted by Rakesh Joshi:
1. My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
2. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.
3. Co-ed naked everything
4. Dare to go bare!
5. Bare butts are cool.
6. Bare is beautiful!
7. I give bare hugs.
8. Become a nudist. See more of your friends.
9. Nudists have nothing to hide.
10. Surf naked!
11. Born to be naked!
12. Born naked
13. If God wanted us to be naked, we'd be born that way.
14. Nude is not rude.
15. Nudists prefer one-button suits.
16. A birthday suit is always in fashion.
17. Birthday suits always fit right.
18. Nudists just grin and bare it.
19. Nude is normal
20. Skinful isn't sinful
21. Like your body? Show it!
22. Every body should be naked
23. Frankly Scallop, I Don�t Give a Clam
24. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
25. Procrastinate Now.
26. Rehab Is for Quitters.
27. That�s It! I�m Calling Grandma!
28. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING.




Wow, for nudists, they sure seem to have a lot of T-Shirts.

Mark
 
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The subject of this thread was changed :roll:
 
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This is also pretty interesting geek stuff!

- Manish
 
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The Ultimate One

 
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