[ X-rated ] Little Johny jokes only

[Raghavendra nandavar]

Only

Found some of them :

Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said."


One day Lil Jony says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Gradma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother


Moderators, Kindly delete if its violating any of the policies.

[Sonny Gill]

Originally posted by Raghavendra nandavar:

Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother

I see that you self-censored it a bit. The original version is a bit harder hitting

[Raghavendra nandavar]

Originally posted by Sonny Gill:


I see that you self-censored it a bit. The original version is a bit harder hitting

You can post the original version

[shan Iyer]

Hey Paul Wheaton,
people are encroaching into your territory

[Chetan Parekh]

Little Johny Jokes

[Raghavendra nandavar]

Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Little Johny Jokes

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