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What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip

What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.

What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder

What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

What is height of Laziness?
Marrying a pregnant woman.

If you are familiar with more, kindly post it
 
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What is the height of patriotism?
Wearing a khaki C(*)nd(*)m
 
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Hi Kailash!

Are you referring to Khaki condoms or Khadi condoms ?
 
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HEIGHT OF FLIERTING
-> When your love letter starts with "To Whomsoever It May Concern"


- Ramy..
 
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Originally posted by Raghavendra nandavar:

What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.



Apparently children upto 3yrs of age are allowed to travel free.
So this statement does not hold ground :-))


Jass

 
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Originally posted by Rambo Prasad:
Hi Kailash!

Are you referring to Khaki condoms or Khadi condoms ?



I think its Khadi
 
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Height of technology.......condoms with a zip
Height of penetration.....a baby girl born pregnant
Height of laziness 1.......crapping along a seashoere, waiting for the waves to wash up the ass!!
Height of impossible......A Sardar trying to think!!
 
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More Hights (x-rated).
 
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