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Chuck Norris and Pop Culture, A Java Perspective

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Okay, I am in tears over this. I came to the one place I knew it would be appreciated. This is courtesy of Jerry Joplin. Here are some highlights, and the link follows:

  • Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.
  • When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris' deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.
  • The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out of the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face.
  • A synchronize does not protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.

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    [ April 07, 2006: Message edited by: Jeffrey Hunter ]
    I suggest huckleberry pie. But the only thing on the gluten free menu is this tiny ad:
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