If you were reading Marvel comics in the mid-eighties (or even if you're vaguely familiar with them), this should be entertaining for you. [ April 28, 2006: Message edited by: Jim Yingst ]
"I'm not back." - Bill Harding, Twister
Acetylsalicylic acid is aspirin. This could be handy too:
a bit of art, as a gift, that will fit in a stocking