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Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard
to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to
see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message

8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word
you're saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and
stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a
damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're
an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn
off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. Hold on...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a
salary.

39. Who lit the fuse in your butt?

40. Oh I get it... like humor ... but different.
 
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How much for just these six?

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

24. Do I look like a people person?

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

40. Oh I get it... like humor ... but different.


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