What's your favorite Toast?

[Mike Van]

My favorite toast is to toast,
A wonderful bread product indeed,
Its crunchy and with jelly is best,
And made of the same stuff as camel feed.

Pumpernickle toast is good if you like vomit,
While Potatoe toast gets dark and real crunchy,
Toast is denture-proof is you dunk-it,
In your water, or tang or coffee-toffee.

So here I say unto you,
'Twill be toast until I am through,
Lift your drinks now and Toast toast,
the Toastiest toast of the toasts.

[David O'Meara]

Classy
the order is always the same, two vegemite, two peanut butter.

[Steve Fahlbusch]

may the best of your yesterdays
be
worst
then
the worst or your tomorrows