13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
I liked this one the most
I sometimes really enjoy working on the sixt floor and the fact that the display in the lift is much to high. Nobody looks at it and many walk on, the first time the doors open. And, Six in german means "Sechs" and it's pronounced like "Sex".
Just yesterday the elevator door opened, a pretty women stepped out, looked on number behind my back, then smiled at me and said "Oh, Sex!" and turned back with a excusing look and gave me room to enter.
cb [ May 13, 2006: Message edited by: Chris Baron ]
They gave me pumpkin ice cream. It was not pumpkin pie ice cream. Wiping my tongue on this tiny ad: