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My ideal girl !

 
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............//\\\\
...........///_\\\\ sweet
..........||.^|^\\\
..........))\_-_/ ((\caring
..........)'_/.".\_`\)
......././._.\.../...\naughty
.....././(_.\x/._).|
.......\.\.)".|."(/./
........\.'...'.. //./princes
......./....`..././cheerfull
.......|....__.\.\
.......|.../.\...\/has a gooooood brain
.......|..|...\...\
.......|..|....\...\helpfull
.......|..|......\..\
.......|..|.......\..\cooool
.......|..|........\..\
.......|..|.........\..\friendly
....../__\.........|__\
......./.|............|.\_.
......`-''.............``--



If anyone know her....PLEASE LET ME KNOW.....
 
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i am also finding the one.
 
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Originally posted by Vinod Ennes:
................
............//\\\\
...........///_\\\\ sweet
..........||.^|^\\\
..........))\_-_/ ((\caring
..........)'_/.".\_`\)
......././._.\.../...\naughty
.....././(_.\x/._).|
.......\.\.)".|."(/./
........\.'...'.. //./princes
......./....`..././cheerfull
.......|....__.\.\
.......|.../.\...\/has a gooooood brain
.......|..|...\...\
.......|..|....\...\helpfull
.......|..|......\..\
.......|..|.......\..\cooool
.......|..|........\..\
.......|..|.........\..\friendly
....../__\.........|__\
......./.|............|.\_.
......`-''.............``--



If anyone know her....PLEASE LET ME KNOW.....



And then everybody will love her...
 
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Ideal girl???............::
1).She should be most beautiful gal in universe(unlike african Miss Universe )
2).She should be a good dancer,singer
3).She should be SCJP at least - excellent programmer of Java.

She is not here anyone if find her,inform me!
 
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Before expecting that type of girl,we should check ourselves whether we are qualified for that???
 
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Originally posted by vidya sagar:
Before expecting that type of girl,we should check ourselves whether we are qualified for that???



Well said.
Everyone will get only he deserves.
 
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Originally posted by vidya sagar:
Before expecting that type of girl,we should check ourselves whether we are qualified for that???



Definitely . ..... I am
 
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Before expecting that type of girl,we should check ourselves whether we are qualified for that???


Ohh.....! posted right thing at wrong place.Actually I was posting it in shaadi.com
 
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Just for a fun....No logic

My expectation are here...
 
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The trouble with "perfect" is that it isn't really. Unless there are some small flaws to compare the good things to, then these good things are less noticeable and somehow less real. It is the contrast between the flaws and the good aspects which create real beauty (of both body and mind).
 
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I think the gal u deserve, would probably, not be of this world.... cos as u've shown in the picture......


................
............//\\\\
...........///_\\\\ sweet
..........||.^|^\\\
..........))\_-_/ ((\caring
..........)'_/.".\_`\)
......././._.\.../...\naughty
.....././(_.\x/._).|
.......\.\.)".|."(/./
........\.'...'.. //./princes
......./....`..././cheerfull
.......|....__.\.\
.......|.../.\...\/has a gooooood brain
.......|..|...\...\
.......|..|....\...\helpfull
.......|..|......\..\
.......|..|.......\..\cooool
.......|..|........\..\
.......|..|.........\..\friendly
....../__\.........|__\
......./.|............|.\_.
......`-''.............``--



where in the world did u get the idea that the location of brain in females is around that position ............???
 
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hey Vinod somebody has told u wrong that female brain is some where near
 
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My ideal girl is someone who know how to be a good wife!
 
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My ideal girl is one who listens to her Papa.
 
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Originally posted by R K Singh:
My ideal girl is one who listens to her Papa.



 
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Originally posted by Pradip Bhat:




He is talking about kid
 
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I wish if she is a member of Java Ranch . . . . .
 
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i doubt u'll find a gal, with her brain, located in the mid-section, at Javaranch... we've just got normal people over here....
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:
Ideal girl???............::
1).She should be most beautiful gal in universe(unlike african Miss Universe )
2).She should be a good dancer,singer
3).She should be SCJP at least - excellent programmer of Java.

She is not here anyone if find her,inform me!



Kathy Sierra meets at least #3, possibly #2 (ask Bert), and #1 is highly subjective.
Of course Bert might object to the competition if you courted her
 
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Originally posted by Jeroen T Wenting:


Kathy Sierra meets at least #3, possibly #2 (ask Bert), and #1 is highly subjective.
Of course Bert might object to the competition if you courted her



 
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My ideal girl would be anyone easy going, down to earth, with gud sense of humor.
Hey Vinod check out whether google can help u out in this search.
 
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I hope she will come into my sight today || tomorrow...
 
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Cool down there you guys!

Kathy is already spoken for!

And, BTW, she goes way beyond just 1,2, and 3
 
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Originally posted by Vinod Ennes:
I wish if she is a member of Java Ranch . . . . .



It's free. You can later on opt for it.

[ June 11, 2006: Message edited by: rathi ji ]
 
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I am still waiting . . .
 
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Originally posted by Vinod Ennes:
I am still waiting . . .



Not a surprise....
and will NEVER be

- Ramy..
 
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Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
 
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I'm thinking the perfect girl for me would be...

hot, naked and on my bed next to a fully stocked beer fridge!

 
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Originally posted by Jamie Robertson:
I'm thinking the perfect girl for me would be...

hot, naked and on my bed next to a fully stocked beer fridge!




coooooooolllllllllll
 
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An old Gujarati proverb:

You like what you get is enlightenment.
You get what you like is happiness.
 
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Originally posted by Jamie Robertson:
I'm thinking the perfect girl for me would be...

hot, naked and on my bed next to a fully stocked beer fridge!



Girl cant be HOT and beer cant be stocked in fridge All The Time
 
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Originally posted by rathi ji:

It's free. You can later on opt for it.



What if she *gasp* doesn't know Java?
 
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