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Originally posted by Scott Selikoff:
How about Microsoft... oh wait..



Just a try,

M - Major
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OS - Operating System
Oft - Often

Major Input, but Crap Operating System Often

Whatever, but I like XP (actually, no other OS I am familiar with ).
 
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Truely loving java but never hated microsoft
 
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IBM is understood to stand for "Insert Bigger Memory".

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Originally posted by Jeroen T Wenting:
IBM is understood to stand for "Insert Bigger Memory".



I thought it stands for 1 Big Mouth
 
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Originally posted by Jeroen T Wenting:
IBM is understood to stand for "Insert Bigger Memory".



i thought it stands for Inspired By Money
[ June 16, 2006: Message edited by: Venkatesh Sai ]
 
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IBM:

I've Been Moved! (1970s.)

Infernal Business Machines.
 
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