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Hi,

I like this comercial:
http://www.jogobrasileiro.de/2006/05/13/maradona-im-trikot-der-selecao/
Maradona wakes up saying:
What a nightmare.
I might drink too much Ant�rctica Guarana (the beer).
 
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Have you seen how hard Italians prepared for this world cup? Try this:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-464697376783183629

Guess who else is looking at Google videos?

Thierry Henry denies diving against Spain
 
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In football, Holland isn't the most popular team here for a lot of people (but not all). So there are a lot of jokes about them have to go home. On the dutch side it would have been the same.
I like that most:


This are typical signs you see on german autobahn. Straight ahead is quarter-final, semi-final and final. But if you are Holland (unfortunatedly) you have to leave to the right.
 
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Originally posted by Ashok Mash:
Have you seen how hard Italians prepared for this world cup?


This World-Cup isn't the Euro 2004, is it?
[ June 28, 2006: Message edited by: Stefan Wagner ]
 
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Here's one more:

It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
myself. You lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "
Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by
himself!

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers,
"It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext
on.

"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1
(Lampard 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
inthe dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And
theyonly scored at the very, very end!"

"No, no, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes."
 
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What does an argentinian do after his team has won the World Cup?

He shuts down his play station and goes to bed.
 
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Its a linguistic joke:
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With World Cup fever spreading all over the world our own Laluji also gets
affected with it and decides to watch a football match..

10 minutes into the game, confused Lalu asks his PA :

LALU :- YE SARE LOG FOOTBALL KO LATH KYU MAR RAHE HAIN ?
[Lalu: Why everyone is hitting with their leg to football]

P.A. :- GOAL KARNE KE LIYE ....
[P.A.: to goal (in Hindi, Goal also mean round)]

LALU : - SASURA PAHILE SE HI TO GOL HAI AUR KITNA GOL KARENGE.
[Lalu: When ball is already round then how much they want to make it round]
 
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Brazil lost, France won. :roll:
 
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