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Wolrd's Thinnest Books

 
Sameer Jamal
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20. Beauty Secrets - by Janet Reno

19. Home Built Airplanes - by John Denver

18. How To Get To The Superbowl - by Dan Marino

17. Things I Love About Bill - by Hillary Clinton

16. My Life's Memories - by Ronald Reagan

15. Things I Can't Afford - by Bill Gates

14. Things I Would Not Do For Money - by Dennis Rodman

13. The Wild Years - by Al Gore

12. Amelia Earhart's Guide Yo The Pacific Ocean

11. America's Most Popular Lawyers

10. Detroit - A Travel Guide

9. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches

8. Everything Men Know About Women

7. Everything Women Know About Men

6. All The Men I've Loved Before - by Ellen DeGeneres

5. Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette

4. Spotted Owl Recipes - by the Sierra Club

3. The Amish Phone Directory

2. My Plan To Find The Real Killers - by O. J. Simpson

1. My Book Of Morals - by Bill Clinton
 
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It turns out that mobile phones may not violate the Amish laws, since the letter of the law prohibits technology from being connected to the house. As long as they recharge outside the Amisg can practice poor, retracted English too.
 
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Sameer, do you have any of the book in soft copy form???
 
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Originally posted by rathi ji:
Sameer, do you have any of the book in soft copy form???


I sure hope you realized this is a joke.

Yes Amish do use cellphones, they used to have phones in their outhouses.

Eric
 
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So they have a different interpretation of 'spend a penny'?
 
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1) Marry for love, not wealth - Anna Nicole Smith
2) 100% success at the Freethrow line - Shaqueel O'Neal
3) No passion while drinking,driving and swearing - Mel Gibson
4) Art of successful marriage - Elizabeth Taylor
 
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