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HELL'O' LISTEN

Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts you .

Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key .

Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never love a C++ girl as you may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump you with a core.

Never love a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds you as rascal.

Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles .

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
 
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COBOL men PERFORM UNTIL all conditions are satisifed
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
HELL'O' LISTEN

Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts you .

Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key .

Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never love a C++ girl as you may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump you with a core.

Never love a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds you as rascal.

Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles .

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY



your daughter will also be belonging to a software family.
 
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Originally posted by rathi ji:


your daughter will also be belonging to a software family.



 
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Never love any girl.....
 
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Originally posted by Vinod Ennes:
Never love any girl.....





Are you G....... or do not believe in love at all.
 
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My experience make me think so.....
 
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Originally posted by Vinod Ennes:
My experience make me think so.....



Oh! I am sorry. All i can think about you is
 
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Never love a Software Engineer, he'll demean you by comparing you to a programming language! :roll:
 
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Originally posted by Angela Poynton:
Never love a Software Engineer, he'll demean you by comparing you to a programming language! :roll:



 
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Never love a Software Engineer, he'll demean you by comparing you to a programming language! :roll:




Never love any girl.....



... love just happens, you don't have control on that.
 
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Originally posted by rathi ji:
... love just happens, you don't have control on that.


Yea, its like the GOTO keyword in java- sure its there and in theory you could use it to have total control over your application, but it may never be implemented for your use.
[ August 21, 2006: Message edited by: Scott Selikoff ]
 
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