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This is my lab(COMPUTATIONAL CHEMISTRY LAB) hour.A girl named Mumukha is sitting besides me.She always fights me for system.We used to sit on adjacent system from the starting of this semester.But my system has been taken by a senior teacher.And her system was made server so we shifted on the next systems.Now from some past 2-3 turns,she started claiming my system as hers.I too remained adamant.Without my knowledge,she complained to our lab teacher but still i only remained on that system which logically belongs to me.Today again when i sat on this system,she(without my consult) went to a teacher and told that that systems is hers and i must be ousted from there.When teacher did not oblige to her,she sat on my friend's system and said that first i should be ousted from there then only she will leave that system!
Alas!i had to leave!
Now also she is sitting in my next seat and is happy that she ,by any means,got hold of that system!!
All the time she does such activities!!!
I dislike her!!!
 
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does she know that you have posted this story here
 
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does she know that you have posted this story here


No,She is working on Insight2 in front row systems presently.But i will show her
[ September 28, 2006: Message edited by: agrah upadhyay ]
 
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Originally posted by Venkatesh Sai:

does she know that you have posted this story here



Your subject was like, whether do you like to tell us an expereince/thrill sitting next to girl.

But anyways, now the days, Agrah is fighting/irritating with so many girls.. like the one with her in his college another one was hetal who recently got disappointed with JAVA ranch forum..

I must pray for you Agrah have a goodluck ..
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Pull her pigtails and throw her crayons out the window.
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:

No,She is working on Insight2 in front row systems presently.But i will show her

[ September 28, 2006: Message edited by: agrah upadhyay ]



We all would like to invite her on ranch.. So that we all can discuss your disputes ...with her...
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:
This is my lab(COMPUTATIONAL CHEMISTRY LAB) hour.A girl named Mumukha is sitting besides me.I dislike her!!!



BTW what is this "COMPUTATIONAL CHEMISTRY LAB". It sounds a chemistry lab....

Well during my eng. I haven't faced any this sort of lab where we used to use Systems...
 
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Pull her pigtails and throw her crayons out the window


She just have a single choti and does not use crayons
 
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Maybe she is having problems with Artifical Neural Networks or Proteomics. You could offer to help, you know.
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:

She just have a single choti and does not use crayons


Ok then pull her Choti out of window...




OOPss... She would also be thrown out with her Choti anyways this is your choice...
 
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BTW what is this "COMPUTATIONAL CHEMISTRY LAB". It sounds a chemistry lab....


It is related to Drug Design as my trade of study is Bioinformatics
 
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:
Maybe she is having problems with Artifical Neural Networks or Proteomics. You could offer to help, you know.



LOL.....

David, you should try into movies.....
 
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Who knows, she may be seeing you as younger brother and enjoying making fun out of you!
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Who knows, she may be seeing you as younger brother and enjoying making fun out of you!



That was the SHOT of the Day.......



Good going Chetan....
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Who knows, she may be seeing you as younger brother and enjoying making fun out of you!



Now compare only Title of thread and sentence of Chetan...... : D

Now all ranchers will have a fun..

This is MD (Meaningless Drivel).. : D
 
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Who knows, she may be seeing you as younger brother and enjoying making fun out of you!


Actually she really considers me so!Last time she tied rakhi for me but i dislike her and her teasing activities
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:

Actually she really considers me so!Last time she tied rakhi for me but i dislike her



So this is the reason you dislike her ....
 
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I'm smother her with kindness: just switch over to being *really* nice to her. Don't do it to *get* her later: just change your opinion.

You'll find that it's good for your state of mind, and probably good for her's as well.
 
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This is [b]MD (Meaningless Drivel).. [/B]


For you this maybe fun but i am really vexed.
In classroom also,she does some unusual activities like will start dialing someone in class(at this people will start screaming'customer care,customer care').Or she will make her purse's cards fall which will contain some big names like IBM,SUN,Microsoft.......
I dislike her
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:

For you this maybe fun but i am really vexed.
In classroom also,she does some unusual activities like will start dialing someone in class(at this people will start screaming'customer care,customer care').Or she will make her purse's cards fall which will contain some big names like IBM,SUN,Microsoft.......
I dislike her



Ok fine if it is not a fun, then come up why you have any problem if she dials anybody or her purse is full of big Cards (I think You surely means that purse contains so many Business Cards of Big Companies..)...

Again this never seems to be a cause of problem..
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:
In classroom also,she does some unusual activities like will start dialing someone in class(at this people will start screaming'customer care,customer care').Or she will make her purse's cards fall which will contain some big names like IBM,SUN,Microsoft.......



Ok, you mean to say she exactly behaves like her younger brother.
 
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Methinks he doth protest too much.
 
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:
Methinks he doth protest too much.



???about what???
 
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Ok fine if it is not a fun, then come up why you have any problem if she dials anybody or her purse is full of big Cards (I think You surely means that purse contains so many Business Cards of Big Companies..)...


Well this is not problem for ME but rather fun for OTHERS.I just am pointing out at her pretending/unusual activities.But her today's action is much annoyed when she directly went to a senior teacher.What it means to go directly to him when system belonged me.Also the matter was not worth going to authority.She does not even listen to anyone!
Soon i am calling an otologist and an aurist for her
 
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Give her a big chocoloate...may be small ones daily..in row for few days....and also tell her that you are not doing it for the machine....
it may work....

 
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Tit for tat. See how you are frown when someone teas you / irritates you. When you and other guys irritated me in this , I felt the same.
 
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Tit for tat. See how you are frown when someone teas you / irritates you. When you and other guys irritated me inthis I felt the same.


Oh so you came so late!I was thinking why did not you post till now!?
Hey Hetal Sorry.SERIOUSLY!
 
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Originally posted by Hetal Joshi:
Tit for tat. See how you are frown when someone teas you / irritates you. When you and other guys irritated me in this , I felt the same.



Hetal,

Please Don't switch over to being *really* nice to him. Don't do it to *get* him later: just change your opinion.

You'll find that it's good for your state of mind, and probably good for him's as well.

Thanks.
 
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Give me her mail Id, I will make clear for her.
 
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Try 'psenti' (same as sentimental). It works with most girls/ladies.
Say 'Dhidhi, aap keliye kya kar sakta hoon' (Sister, what can I do for you?) . Nothing works better than flattery..
Try offering her the seat voluntarily for sometime and plan to oust her later.
May be a box of chocolates will do the trick.

Man, what criminal ideas I am getting...whew..
 
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Hetal,
Please Don't switch over to being *really* nice to him. Don't do it to *get* him later: just change your opinion.
You'll find that it's good for your state of mind, and probably good for him's as well.

Thanks.


Hey Hetal do not listen him.He is the person who always teases you and still is offhand to you.Remember last time he made you a gynandrous!Just pardon me yaar and do not listen anyone.I just want to repent!
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:

Hey Hetal do not listen him.He is the person who always teases you and still is offhand to you.Remember last time he made you a gynandrous!Just pardon me yaar and do not listen anyone.I just want to repent!



Agrah,



what you are saying man....Come-on, I was just saying her to be gentle with you....

Anyways.. that's upto you to how to preserve relationships..
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:
Remember last time he made you a gynandrous!



Okay, so are preparing for GRE? Or have just written one..
 
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Agrah,

what you are saying man....Come-on, I was just saying her to be gentle with you....

Anyways.. that's upto you to how to preserve relationships..


Hey Ankur i just said that in a friendly and jovial mood!
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:

Hey Hetal Remember last time he made you a gynandrous!Just pardon me yaar and do not listen anyone



You are simply burning the fire higher...

Let's see who will get affected with this storm.

I doesn't care about Hetal, because I haven't hurted him anymore....this is only your's if it get heated by my comments, but I don't think so that I have said it wrong anytime.
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Okay, so are preparing for GRE? Or have just written one..



I could not get any other word for it in reference to that thread's discussion
 
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Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:

Hey Hetal do not listen him.He is the person who always teases you and still is offhand to you.Remember last time he made you a gynandrous!Just pardon me yaar and do not listen anyone.I just want to repent!





Ankur, I agree with Agrah. You are the culprit.
 
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Oops I see the moderator with the big lock...
 
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Originally posted by rathi ji:




Ankur, I agree with Agrah. You are the culprit.



"Bas Tumhaari hi kami thi"(We were missing you in this thread, and now you appeared.).

Think of devil and Devil is there



Anyways,

SO what's your move now...
 
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Posted by Ankur
I doesn't care about Hetal


Well Hetal,seems like i am the only one here who cares for you.Have you PM complaints against these guys to Moderators?
Well,This thread seemingly will contain subsequent posts regarding Hetal only
 
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