posted 20 years ago
Did you read chapter 47, "Who Moved my Antlers?" It lists a number of viable antler substitutes. For beginners, I recommend a spork. It's got that nice antlery profile, in a small, easy-to-handle package.
You may not be able to toss full-sized hamsters with a spork, though. Start with baby hamsters and see how far you get.
Finally! Animal rights in action!