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"Michael Bolton"

Your name does not conform to The JavaRanch Naming Policy. In particular, you name may not be obviously fictitious. Please update your name lest we have to spank you hard.

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There was nothing wrong with that name until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

No way I'm changing it. Why should I? He's the one who sucks.
 
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Best movie ever.
 
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We need to talk about your TPS reports. Did you get that memo?
 
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Yeah. The coversheet. I know.
 
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Originally posted by Ulf Dittmer:
We need to talk about your TPS reports. Did you get that memo?

YES, I got the f*cking cover sheet... I told them if they asked me about the cover sheet again I was going to burn this place down.
[ April 01, 2008: Message edited by: Michael Bolton ]
 
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By the way, has anyone seen my stapler?
 
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You can always get a new one. It probably doesn't bind as much as the Boston stapler, too.
 
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