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Am I a Millionaire? (PROFANITY ALERT!)

 
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I have just become a F_ millionaire!

I just received this email!

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"Dear Tony Alicea,

I am Barrister Komo Kata solicitor at law, personal attorney to Engr. J .P Alicea, a national Of your country , who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo . Here in after shall be referred to as my client. and it happen that the man registered to me as his personal attorney.Unfortunately the man died in a motor accident which happened on the 21st of April 2004. All occupants of the motor accident unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence i contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$10.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited .

The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

For more informations and proper explanation on the proceedings get in touch with me through the this email for more details. OR MY DIRECT SERVICE LINE,



Marital Status.................


Age.................................


Occupation................................


Phone Number..............


Fax Number.......................


Please you reach on my direct telephone number for proper discussion and clarifications

Best regards.

KOMO KATA

Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls. Great rates starting at 1�/min. "

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PROFANITY ALERT: PLEASE stop reading now if you're offended by profanity.

YOUR MOTHER is a Prostitute! How long do you think that your scam can be good?
 
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Tony,

Congratulations! Now you can take a long, long vacation :-)
 
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YEAHHHHHH!!!
 
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So what you're saying is that you're not going to reply, so it's okay if I split the million dollars with him?

Thanks. I'm messaging Togo right now



-Cameron
 
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Hey Cameron, aren't you the owner of Cameroon?

I did receive a note from them with the same msg. Ha!
[ October 05, 2006: Message edited by: Tony Alicea ]
 
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Isn't scam baiting more fun than a few million quids?!
 
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You inspire us Tony! I'm going to write back to the guy that keeps sending me spam for herbal cialis and call him a big doodyhead. That'll show him!

P.S. I humbly apologize to the people I've offended by my use of the word doodyhead.
 
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"You inspire us Tony!"

Well isn't that in part what Sherifs are supposed to do here...? (Paul: please don't fire me).

Tony (feeling VERY sick for days now...; may end up in an emergency room!)
 
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Tony! Tony! Be Nice!!!
 
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Tony, we are partners in fortune.I won US$820,000.00 !!! too
 
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