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Funny reason to leave company

 
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Whats the most funny reason to leave company?
 
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Originally posted by Sundar Murthi:
Whats the most funny reason to leave company?



There is not a single girl in office
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


There is not a single girl in office



I dont think its a funny reason.............ITS A VERY VERY SERIOUS REASON!!!
 
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Originally posted by Vinod Ennes:


I dont think its a funny reason.............ITS A VERY VERY SERIOUS REASON!!!



Oh really ! Now i know why i am leaving my company
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


Now i know why i am leaving my company



Did you Check if there are girls in your next company

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Did you Check if there are girls in your next company



Also check is there any unmarried girls, how long and is there any boy friends for them...

 
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Actually one of my friend left one company because his girlfriend didn't like that company at all.
 
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Originally posted by Sundar Murthi:


Also check is there any unmarried girls, how long and is there any boy friends for them...



Need a private james bond for that
 
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
Actually one of my friend left one company because his girlfriend didn't like that company at all.



why?? there were too many girls in that company?
 
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
Actually one of my friend left one company because his girlfriend didn't like that company at all.



I know the reason, She will be afraid of his ex boyfriend who will be in the same company.
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


Need a private james bond for that



Need a private female james bond for that
 
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Originally posted by Shailesh Chandra:


Did you Check if there are girls in your next company

Shailesh



Two girl were there during my interview. One HR and other Sr. Manager

Something is better than nothing
 
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
Actually one of my friend left one company because his girlfriend didn't like that company at all.



I did leave the company when my girl friend located to different city...

Shailesh
 
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Originally posted by Venkatesh Sai:


Need a private female james bond for that



How is angelina jolie ? she is in India.
 
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Two girl were there during my interview. One HR and other Sr. Manager



Possibly soon you can get increment and promotion..

 
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Originally posted by Sundar Murthi:


Possibly soon you can get increment and promotion..



How soon ?
 
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Originally posted by Shailesh Chandra:


I did leave the company when my girl friend located to different city...

Shailesh



Your girl friend should not do this with you, What if she goes to the city where there is no software company at all. Your girl friend should run behind you, not you or better to run together
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


or better to run together




you are right! since now I have left my job, this time I am expecting, that she leave the India with me !!! :roll:

Shailesh
 
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Originally posted by Shailesh Chandra:



you are right! since now I have left my job, this time I am expecting, that she leave the India with me !!! :roll:

Shailesh



She will sure
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


She will sure



Thanks
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


How is angelina jolie ? she is in India.



My girlfriend is fine. Thanks for your concern
 
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Originally posted by R K Singh:


My girlfriend is fine. Thanks for your concern



Bratt Pitt must be worried
 
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The biggest disconnect was that they expected "results." I explained (and demonstrated) that I'm a thinker -- not a doer. I might (or might not) have an advanced degree in paper shuffling; but this, by definition, has no practical application other than facilitating the chair-sitting process. Now, there's also a hospital across the street, and during my lunch break I like to dabble in surgery. (The staff seemed reluctant at first, but after I assured them I would wash my hands between patients, they agreed to let me practice.) I like to personalize each operation, and as any resident art student will tell you, this takes time and is difficult to accomplish without some minor spillage. So on those occasions when I actually did return to work, my attire was less than pristine. Eventually, this pattern led my supervisor to conclude that I was, in fact, "doing" something.
 
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The biggest disconnect was that they expected "results." I explained (and demonstrated) that I'm a thinker -- not a doer. I might (or might not) have an advanced degree in paper shuffling; but this, by definition, has no practical application other than facilitating the chair-sitting process. Now, there's also a hospital across the street, and during my lunch break I like to dabble in surgery. (The staff seemed reluctant at first, but after I assured them I would wash my hands between patients, they agreed to let me practice.) I like to personalize each operation, and as any resident art student will tell you, this takes time and is difficult to accomplish without some minor spillage. So on those occasions when I actually did return to work, my attire was less than pristine. Eventually, this pattern led my supervisor to conclude that I was, in fact, "doing" something.


 
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But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
 
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