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I have a big problem, it's very urgent. I can't find the answer.
I NEED HELP!

Can somebody help me, please?
 
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Victor Williams Stafusa da Silva wrote:I have a big problem, it's very urgent. I can't find the answer.
I NEED HELP!

Can somebody help me, please?



42.

Alas, I cannot help you find the question!
 
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Victor, please supply the following information:

1) a full listing of your application
2) all log files generated by your application
3) any and all configuration files used
4) an HD video showing your use of the application and the error
5) source code for the operating system you are running on (make sure you also include the source code of any drivers or system service in use)
6) a high-resolution (128Terabytes should be sufficient) photograph of the hard drive on which your app resides
7) a 12,000 word essay on why this problem is important and why it should be solved (please submit as an SGML file)
8) the names a phone numbers of everyone within a 10 mile radius of your place of employment
9) a complete list of the URLs of every web site you have visited in the past 3 years
10) 100 pounds of chocolate, 75% cocoa or higher
 
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Peter Johnson wrote:Victor, please supply the following information:

1) a full listing of your application
2) all log files generated by your application
3) any and all configuration files used
4) an HD video showing your use of the application and the error
5) source code for the operating system you are running on (make sure you also include the source code of any drivers or system service in use)
6) a high-resolution (128Terabytes should be sufficient) photograph of the hard drive on which your app resides
7) a 12,000 word essay on why this problem is important and why it should be solved (please submit as an SGML file)
8) the names a phone numbers of everyone within a 10 mile radius of your place of employment
9) a complete list of the URLs of every web site you have visited in the past 3 years
10) 100 pounds of chocolate, 75% cocoa or higher



Also, if you could include a hand written binary representation of the greater Manhattan phone book, this issue would be MUCH easier to solve.
 
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Solution does not work. Still urgent after one year!

:benghead:


Please reply to my pm ASAP!

 
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