Victor, please supply the following information:
1) a full listing of your application
2) all log files generated by your application
3) any and all configuration files used
4) an HD video showing your use of the application and the error
5) source code for the operating system you are running on (make sure you also include the source code of any drivers or system service in use)
6) a high-resolution (128Terabytes should be sufficient) photograph of the hard drive on which your app resides
7) a 12,000
word essay on why this problem is important and why it should be solved (please submit as an SGML file)
8) the names a phone numbers of everyone within a 10 mile radius of your place of employment
9) a complete list of the URLs of every web site you have visited in the past 3 years
10) 100 pounds of chocolate, 75% cocoa or higher