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The Gender of Computers

 
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A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The teacher wasn't certain which it was,and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other, of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.

 
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I've always thought that objects having "gender" is a very peculiar idea. I know it is only an analogy, and the concept isn't really about an object being innately male, female or neuter, but still, some of the choices of gender are a bit odd. Why is beer feminine in so many languages?



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Originally posted by Dave Lenton:
I've always thought that objects having "gender" is a very peculiar idea. I know it is only an analogy, and the concept isn't really about an object being innately male, female or neuter, but still, some of the choices of gender are a bit odd. Why is beer feminine in so many languages?



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Beer, Whisky, Rum, and Wine are feminine.
Vodka and Tequila are masculine.
 
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Either computers come in both male and female form or they're hermaphrodites (and thus either both or neither).
Nothing else can explain the rapid growth in the number of computers all over the world except that they're actively breeding!
 
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My computer got to be a 'she' because I like pressing her 'buttons', and she reacts to it!
 
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For the academic reply, "Un ordinateur" is masculine.
 
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