Originally posted by Jeroen T Wenting:
That's because you're too nice to it.
Do as bosses do, threaten to fire it (putting a flamethrower within sight of it helps) or cut its vacation allowance.
Whipping also helps, shouting can be effective at times.
I don't have anyone who shouts... probably I should get married soon.
Originally posted by John Meyers:
Research suggests computers run twice as fast when mounted on a Shinkansen
What it cost??? I hope less than 1 GB RAM.
Originally posted by Greg Charles:
As my old Apple II+ manual said, you aren't going to damage the computer just by typing on the keyboard, unless you type on it with a hammer.
Or a cat.
[ November 22, 2006: Message edited by: Maureen Augustus ]