My blood is tested +ve for Java.
Now I'm even more confused (unless John's explanation was itself a joke).
R.N
Originally posted by marc weber:
My cat doesn't get it either, so I don't think it's an animal joke.
"Thanks to Indian media who has over the period of time swiped out intellectual taste from mass Indian population." - Chetan Parekh
Originally posted by marc weber:
Now I'm even more confused (unless John's explanation was itself a joke).
Thnx
Originally posted by Pushkar Choudhary:
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By the way, are you, by any chance, the Formula 1 driver Mark Webber??![]()
By the way, are you, by any chance, the Formula 1 driver Mark Webber?
Originally posted by Srikanth Raghavan:
...I once asked him the same question, when he deleted my post or closed it or I don't remember exactly but he did something to me. But he never answered me the question.
"We're kind of on the level of crossword puzzle writers... And no one ever goes to them and gives them an award." ~Joe Strummer
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Originally posted by Henry Wong:
I know that the adage, "if you need to explain a joke, it's not funny", applies in this case... but still... could the original poster please explain the joke?
Henry
Originally posted by Mark Spritzler:
it is like this, kind of the same joke.
Two Elephants are in a bath tub
One elephant says to the other
"Pass the soap"
The other elephant goes
"No Soap, RADIO!"
Originally posted by John Smith:
That's exactly the situation with the originally posted joke. If it didn't have the last three lines, it may have been marginally funny. But in its current form as we see it in the first post, it's lame beyond comprehension.
I had to wiki No Soap Radio
I hope this answers your question, Henry.
Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treatment.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic.
Man: No, I am coming to you. You should not have any problem treating me.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means You are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work like a deer, I work all day like a donkey, I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog, I come home very late & then play with my children like a monkey, I am like a rabbit in front of my wife.
Doctor asked: Do you work for XYZ?(I removed the original company name, you are free to guess)
Man: Yes.
Doctor: Come dear, no body will treat you better than me.
Man: Really?!? You will treat me?
Doctor: Yes, but first let's clean you up.
Man: With Soap?
Doctor: No Soap, RADIO !!
Doctor: No Soap, RADIO !!
If you are not laughing at yourself, then you just didn't get the joke.
Originally posted by John Smith:
There is a similar quality in the "animal joke". What makes it funny is that the original poster found it "hilarious".
My blood is tested +ve for Java.