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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid He died last week ." she explains.


The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies," he died last week."


The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss!!

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I'VE ALREADYTOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"



He replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
 
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might come under sadistic joke ..

any comment Map ??
 
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i've actully heard the joke as a guy going up to the White House and asking a marine to see Bill Clinton, and being told "Bill Clinton is no longer the President".

I imagine in two years it will go around with George...
 
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What a relief. I thought we'd lost Bruce Springsteen. For the love of og, did you have to capitalize "boss"?
 
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I dont think its sadistic. Its fictitious enough to laugh about, but you never know.
 
It is sorta covered in the JavaRanch Style Guide.
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