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About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok�I won�t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me�> �Just stop laughing!!�)

Relationship status : what?

Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age : 10111

Here for: web browsing in company hours.

Children : can�t be (hey, don�t get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity : Programmer.

Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor : weekly.

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking : The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my Lead looks like a dog.

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com � - Isnt it Ultimate???

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: �How to lose weight in 20 days?�, �How to live a happy life?�, �101 ways to attract a girl�, �Java Unleashed�, �C++ at your footsteps�, Others censored.

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

Tv shows : can�t afford one.

Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home
 
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Originally posted by Kashyap Hosdurga:
About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok�I won�t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me�> �Just stop laughing!!�)

Relationship status : what?

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You missed out one point

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well said
 
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It's an Indian mind, I am sure.
 
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Originally posted by ankur rathi:
It's an Indian mind, I am sure.



very much original and indigenous
 
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