I didn't read any of the posts under this
thread but the name of the thread prompted to say one of my favorite jokes that I have gathered from my extensive experience in software development:
"manager: hey guys, we have a problem in production! John: you start coding now while I go and find out what the problem is!"
My favorite: The 'business' guy, who has been there for all of two years (to the development team): "Guys, this is exactly what we asked for, but is not what we want!"