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what would be your profession if there were no computers at all?

 
greg buela
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I think I'd be a cartoonist or do something related to the graphic media.
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truck driver
 
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My profession would be Happiest Man on Earth.

I am still trying to figure that out. And when I do, bye bye IT world, so to speak.

I was trying to get a Film degree in college, so I would love to be doing video/film production, but too difficult to get in and wouldn't pay my bills like IT is right now.

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doing the same thing i am doing now - sans the computer!
thank god we got computers
 
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Computer inventor lollll
 
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I would be a computer.
 
greg buela
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Originally posted by Marc Peabody:
I would be a computer.


You'd have to be careful---so many IT folks out there desperately waiting for computers to exist!
 
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I have no idea what job I would be doing if there were no computers. Since I got my first computer when I was 13 I've been pretty sure that I was going to be doing something with computers.

Maybe I would have become a vet, or something else that has to do with animals. I've always been fascinated by nature and all kinds of animals.

If I would have so much money that I wouldn't have to go to work every day, I would be traveling the world and making photos. (That's what my parents are doing since my dad has retired a few years ago - right now they are in South Africa and Namibia).
 
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Originally posted by greg buela:
You'd have to be careful---so many IT folks out there desperately waiting for computers to exist!


Originally, the term "computer" referred to a person who performed numerical calculations (a human computer), often with the aid of a mechanical calculating device. - Wikipedia
 
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If there were no computers
my proffession would be
a choreographer..........

isnt it cool........... :roll:
 
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Lion tamer!
 
ahmed yehia
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Originally posted by Jesper Young:

Maybe I would have become a vet, or something else that has to do with animals. I've always been fascinated by nature and all kinds of animals.

I have same, so probably I d make animal researches tracing etc.
Living in the city isnt very comfy though
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I'd be a physician. Oh wait,... I am a physician.
 
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I think I would have been an stock market trader...
 
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milking cows!
or
a Professional hitman

Whatever Id be doing. I'd be bringing sexy back is what I'd be doing
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hmmm...either artist ( sketches ) or vet/zoo keeper ( luv animals) or travel show host ! siigggghhhhhh... :roll:
 
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I would be working as Chemist at India's most polluted city Vapi.
 
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jobless...
 
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Aaah! i have a list...
1. journalist
2. teacher
3. philosopher
 
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I would do something similar...like Structural Engineer.
 
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I would have invented computers ..
I love traveling.....maybe I was a tour guide or even reporter but looking at current reporter causalities , I will keep this option aside
Aryan
 
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I'll be wondering what to do....
 
Arvind Mahendra
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Originally posted by pete stein:
I'd be a physician. Oh wait,... I am a physician.


are you really a physician? What are you doing here?
 
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Originally posted by Chunnard Singh II:


are you really a physician? What are you doing here?


Yep. Physician by profession (Gastroenterologist / Hepatologist), patzer programmer as a hobby.
 
Arvind Mahendra
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Originally posted by pete stein:


Yep. Physician by profession (Gastroenterologist / Hepatologist), patzer programmer as a hobby.


Thats awesome. And a rarity. Are there other like you as well? How come you didn't choose Visual Basic?
 
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I would love to say an astronomer etc, but to be honest, I probably would have ended up in the Army, at behind a desk in the local bank or something daft like that!

The thing about growing up in India (at least back in early 90s) was that you had only a few options that were considered safe, or else you can continue studying till you are into your forties, accumulate a very long list of degrees to your name, and hope (in vein) of making a living from teaching!
 
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Cricketer...............
 
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school teacher
 
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A Lumberjack!!
 
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Math teacher.
 
pete stein
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Originally posted by Chunnard Singh II:

Thats awesome. And a rarity. Are there other like you as well? How come you didn't choose Visual Basic?


What makes you think that I haven't? Java's not the only language I'm bad at, you know. I also stink at basic, Delphi, C#, and Python.
 
Doug Slattery
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Musician.

I started playing piano at age 4. Started lessons at age 8 and continued through high school.

I started tinkering with electronics at age 11 and got my first computer at age 14.

Thank the almighty that tech jobs pay much more than night club gigs .

Aloha,
Doug

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