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Got this in the mail today with the usual exhortation to send it to as many people as possible. I thought I would go easy on the tubes and post it here instead. Sorry if my version doesn't quite capture all the nuances of the original.

<H2 color="green">HAPPY ELFING</H2>

<H3 color = "red">You�ve been Elfed</h3>



Life is all about asses

you're either covering it,

laughing it off,

kicking it,

kissing it,

busting it,

trying to get a piece of it,

or behaving like one . </H3>

Feel free to post it on other boards...
 
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With a tip of the hat to BNL:

Elf's Lament

I'm a man of reason, and they say "'Tis the season to be jolly"
But it's folly when you volley for position

Never in existence has there been such a resistance
To ideas meant to free us
If you could see us, then you'd listen

Toiling through the ages, making toys on garnished wages
There's no union
We're only through when we outdo the competition

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

A full indentured servitude can reflect on one's attitude
But that silly red hat just makes the fat man look outrageous

Absurd though it may seem, you know, I've heard there's even been illegal doping
And though we're coping, I just hope it's not contagious

You try to start a movement, and you think you see improvement
But when thrown into the moment, we just don't seem so courageous

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

You look at yourself
You're an elf
And the shelf is just filled with disappointing memories
Trends come and go, and your friends wanna know why you aren't just happy making crappy little gizmos
Every kid knows they'll just throw this stuff away

We're used to repetition, so we drew up a petition
We, the undersigned, feel undermined
Let's redefine "employment"

We know that we've got leverage, so we'll hand the fat man a beverage
And sit back while we attack the utter lack of our enjoyment

It may be tough to swallow, but our threats are far from hollow
He may thunder, but if he blunders, he may wonder where the toys went

I make toys, but I've got aspirations
Make some noise
Use your imagination
Girls and boys, before you wish for what you wish for
There's a list for who's been
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price
Naughty or nice, but consider the price to an elf

 
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And more elfs:
ElfYourself
 
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Originally posted by Jeanne Boyarsky:
And more elfs:
ElfYourself



How utterly disturbing!

I [b]dare[/i] you to do this and send it to... well, to anybody.
 
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
I [b]dare[/i] you to do this and send it to... well, to anybody.


I'm getting tired of seeing it already. It was highlighted in the free local newspaper a couple weeks ago. Since then, I've seen the senior managers of our dept in one and a number of local people sent them as electronic Xmas cards. So your "dare" is old hat.

In any case, here's my JavaRanch picture as a dancing elf.
 
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
How utterly disturbing!


And your image - which started this thread - isn't?
 
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Originally posted by Jeanne Boyarsky:

In any case, here's my JavaRanch picture as a dancing elf.



 
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Truly, truly disturbing. (You might want to lower the sound a tad before playing)

<object id="A2366601621746302464" quality="high" data="http://llnw.jibjab.com/content/player.swf?content_url=http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/api/remote/mT6WSwQWMi39Fa59VUImhr6E.xml" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="369" width="435"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="movie" value="http://llnw.jibjab.com/content/player.swf"></param><param name="scaleMode" value="showAll"></param><param name="quality" value="high"></param><param name="allowNetworking" value="internal"></param><param name="FlashVars" value="content_url=http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/api/remote/mT6WSwQWMi39Fa59VUImhr6E.xml"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never"></param></object><div style="text-align:center; width:435px; margin-top:6px;">Don't send a lame Holiday eCard. Try JibJab Sendables!</div>
[ December 23, 2007: Message edited by: Bear Bibeault ]
 
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. Thanks for the warning about the sound.
 
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