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Originally posted by Rob Prime:
Say, you're not plugging your own book here, now are we?



You have destroyed my not only my day, but as well silenced my soul. I cower in the shadows like what's name in the other thread that moaned un-approved postings, and now my fingers stiffen with the howl of the Carpal ( as in Carpet Baggers ) Tunnel ( a unit of measure for the Sit On Butts relating Tons of Carpet to Tons of Fun )

Nicholas J. De Lillo should be distinguishable from me on caliber of linguistic alone. My one book authorship preliminary hello's was wasted ( I mean WASTED "by a banner site". ){   I use that term to avoid having to disentangle Meaningless Drivel from Mean Drivel   } and I think this site improves on books by discussing the content of them, but no - I am not plugging anything other than the leak of my ( yuk-yuk ) seeensitivve .......

No body would believe that .... would they?


(https://coderanch.com/t/385342/java/java/Hash-Map-Hash-Tree-Array)
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Originally posted by Nicholas Jordan:


You have destroyed my not only my day, but as well silenced my soul. I cower in the shadows like what's name in the other thread that moaned un-approved postings, and now my fingers stiffen with the howl of the Carpal ( as in Carpet Baggers ) Tunnel ( a unit of measure for the Sit On Butts relating Tons of Carpet to Tons of Fun )

Nicholas J. De Lillo should be distinguishable from me on caliber of linguistic alone. My one book authorship preliminary hello's was wasted ( I mean WASTED "by a banner site". ){   I use that term to avoid having to disentangle Meaningless Drivel from Mean Drivel   } and I think this site improves on books by discussing the content of them, but no - I am not plugging anything other than the leak of my ( yuk-yuk ) seeensitivve .......

No body would believe that .... would they?


(https://coderanch.com/t/385342/java/java/Hash-Map-Hash-Tree-Array)

[ May 05, 2008: Message edited by: Nicholas Jordan ]



This entire post looks like a random collection of words to me. Is that the idea?
 
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Not really, I will explain it if need be. Rob Prime made a response in Intermediate, possibly that I was plugging a book. The author and I have the same first name. I posted here to avoid discussing irrelevant in a technical forum. There was a poster recently who got into a discussion with the Trail Boss, I just let the hammer down. The Carpal Tunnel thing derives from a real risk of carpal tunnel and is a bottomless sandbox unless you are spending hundreds of hours a month at something like driving an M1-A1 or something like that. The concept does not cross over. The meaningless drivel sentence has it's etomyology in people's minds being ensconced in a world model ( look it up ) as a consequence of living in a paticular arena of activity and the world beliefs that develop in those communities. IOW - when one hears people say: "Watch what you say." That is almost always a consequece of profound recto-cranial inversion where the cranium mashes the posture from an errect and functioning human being down to a two-inch lice infested apologetics where there should be energetics.

Then I ran out of something to say and tried to be nice, which does not last very long in me as you can see.

[Edit: "Be nice" violation removed. Tread carefully.]
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Now I am even more confused. Are we talking about the worldwide prices of corn here?
 
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Meaningless Drivel
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Originally posted by John Smith:
This entire post looks like a random collection of words to me. Is that the idea?



I always feel so after reading Nicholas' posts. I felt that may be i am the only one with bad comprehension skills!

(Sorry I am not trying to do a personal attack, its just what i thought. Kindly take it in a lighter sense!)
 
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Originally posted by John Smith:


This entire post looks like a random collection of words to me. Is that the idea?



Chest Cee! 'Sdense! Corpo di barragio! you spoof of visibility
in a freakfog, of mixed thingy cases among goats hill cat and plain
mousey, Bigamy Bob and his old Shanvocht! The Blackfriars
treacle plaster outrage be liddled! Therewith was released in that
kingsrick of Humidia a poisoning volume of cloud barrage indeed.
Yet all they who heard or redelivered are now with that family
of bards and Vergobretas himself and the crowd of Caraculacticors
as much no more as be they not yet now or had they then not-
ever been. Canbe in some future we shall presently here amid
those zouave players of Inkermann the mime mumming the mick
and his nick miming their maggies,
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But I came here for an argument!
 
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Originally posted by Ulf Dittmer:
But I came here for an argument!



No you didn't.
 
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Originally posted by Ulf Dittmer:
But I came here for an argument!



You are so wrong.
 
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I crawl in shame. There are many Masters of the word here, they have proven their skills many times over - Ben's post looks easy and laid back. He may wish to continue this thread, apparently I am not capable of grasping the EIGHT-LEGGEED-ARACHNID-THREAT-TO-ALL-REASONABLE-PEOPLE,... but note: The Moose has one eye missing. That's what happens to nice people.

Originally posted by Nitesh Kant:
(Sorry I am not trying to do a personal attack, its just what i thought. Kindly take it in a lighter sense!)



Gladly, I am now worried that what was a courtesy to someone has gotten the words 'violation' used in something I posted. I have taken many chances over boderlines that do not even look like issues to me. It is Java Ranch's stated position that this is for beginners. Many of the issues I try to work are beginner issues, but my idea of what a beginner is is so far removed that I must defer to Beb Souther - it appears that he has the softer touch that is within margins.

Ulf: pm me, bring your 16oz gloves until I get a general idea of your skills. I, uh, don't want to get Bounced in a Castle of Stone Cold Rockwalls.

{ note: I do not even see how Nitesh Kant's words could be construed as an attack, personal or otherwise. It looks to me like he is being straight with me. }

When I was before kindergarten, I adroitly resolved issues that I cannot even allude to here. Easily, and with almost no stress. Why people do this escapes my nature at a primitive energy, and splits in two harmonics. They cannot be brought together. For the record, I am neither apologizing nor not apologizing. I have been abused by the eight-legged arachnid - looks like it's web abuse allright ... but who got abused?
 
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Originally posted by Nicholas Jordan:
That is almost always a consequece of profound recto-cranial inversion where the cranium mashes the posture from an errect and functioning human being down to a two-inch lice infested apologetics where there should be energetics.



It looks like English is not your native language, so I used Babel Fish to translate this passage from English to Greek and back to English. Here is what I got:


This is almost always a consequence of deep pageof inversion where the skull the attitude from a ka'ceto Hilton and functioning person under in polluted lice of apologetics two-inch where it should it exists energetics.



As it turns out, you were apparently talking about Paris Hilton stolen videos! Yeah, dude.
 
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Originally posted by Ben Souther:


No you didn't.



Yes you did....


Wait a minute...
That's me!

Nevermind.
 
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Originally posted by Ben Souther:
Yes you did....
Wait a minute...
That's me!



Talking to yourself is OK in this field.

Arguing with yourself is fairly common.

Losing arguments with yourself is a sign that you need more beer and less computers.
 
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