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Here is a funny question for Ranchers

 
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How many of you speak while sleeping?
 
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How can a rancher tell how many of us speak while sleeping?
At best, a rancher can tell about herself/himself only
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
How many of you speak while sleeping?



Have you posted this thread while speeping?
 
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I think, subject should have been:

Here is a funny question for Ranchers' partner
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
How many of you speak while sleeping? ...


If you mean "you" collectively, the answer is 1,537. If you just mean "me," the answer is 4.
 
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Coherently,
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in tongues by the beast that invades my unconscious body?

- Doug
-- Nothing is impossible if I'mPossible
 
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Originally posted by marc weber:
If you mean "you" collectively, the answer is 1,537. If you just mean "me," the answer is 4.


Well, now it's raining here, so I need to change my answers to 1,552 and 3 respectively. I'll keep you posted.
 
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No change.
 
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Originally posted by Nitin Nigam:
How can a rancher tell how many of us speak while sleeping?
At best, a rancher can tell about herself/himself only



Let everyone reply and i will count
 
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Originally posted by marc weber:

Well, now it's raining here, so I need to change my answers to 1,552 and 3 respectively. I'll keep you posted.



I have very little brain.
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


I have very little brain.



Oh, atleast you have....
 
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Originally posted by Akhilesh Trivedi:


Oh, atleast you have....



 
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This morning's totals are in, and they don't look good.
 
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Originally posted by marc weber:
This morning's totals are in, and they don't look good.

Have you asked for a recount?
 
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Turns out I was dreaming. The actual figures look quite good.
 
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How many of you speak while sleeping?


While sleeping in a classroom - I used to speak "Yes... yup...hmm.. right" (With continuously nodding head in affirmative)
While sleeping in a meeting - I only nod in affirmative, dont say anything.
While I am sleeping at home - Only my wife speaks.
[ July 18, 2008: Message edited by: Nitin Nigam ]
 
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up!! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself and then realizes:

"Damn, I'm the husband!"
 
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