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A good workman is known by his tools.
Spot false dilemmas now, ask me how!
(If you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
Most people would stop working
Helping hands are much better than the praying lips
SCEA 5 (part 1), SCBCD, SCWCD, SCJP, CLP, CLS
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
Originally posted by Bert Bates:
i wouldn't stop cooking, but i'd hire a chef for those times when i didn't want to cook
A good workman is known by his tools.
if(Experiencedjavaprogrammer == True){<br />please.help.give(me);<br />}
I want to be like marc
Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
My two least favorite chores in the world are cleaning up after cooking/eating dinner (the actual cooking part, I like, but cleaning up after the kids, I hate) and making school lunches.
Originally posted by Arvind Birla:
I would sleep around a bit.
SCJP, SCJD, SCWCD, SCBCD
Originally posted by Arvind Birla:
I would sleep around a bit.
I've heard it takes forever to grow a woman from the ground
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
Originally posted by Ulf Dittmer:
Don't tell me none of you have seen Office Space:
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.