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Joke of the Decade :) - Dont miss this

 
Karnati Sudhakar
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Story of RajaniKant's new movie 'ROBOT'

Movies like these come only once in a lifetime!!! ;-) enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The Best movie of the millennium

Rajni's dad was killed by the villain, and his mother needs an operation! So he sells his land for his mother ! Inorder to take revenge, Rajni has to go to America to kill the villain, but he has no money, no passport and no visa! So he decides one thing and comes to Chennai !


In Chennai, Rajni jumps on top of LIC Building, gets blessings from Goddess Amma Maheswari, and jumps from the top floor!!!

But our Rajni stays in air itself in same position! After 12 hrs, the earth rotates and since he is still in the same position, he jumps and lands in America! He kills the villain and returns to Chennai the same way!!!

Yenna Rascalaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!





P.S.: Rajinikanth is a famous star in Indian film industry.
 
Chetan Parekh
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Rajanikant deserve Bharat Ratna for this!
 
Sagar Rohankar
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Karnati Sudhakar wrote:Story of RajaniKant's new movie 'ROBOT'

Is it a true story ??

However, whatever the anti gravity action he did in south flicks,
WE love Rajni, don't we ? !!!
 
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whoever wants to go to US, try this technique... no passport, no visa, no ticket required.. directly you will jump into usa. nice technique.. keep it up rajni
 
Chetan Parekh
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Rajni is a superstart not just in Tamilnadu, but in Japan too.
http://www.geocities.com/karaikalcinema/rajini.html
 
Sagar Rohankar
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After all, Rajni has taught us all well: en vazhi thani vazhi (my way is unique).

And to OP, please edit the post title, make it:
Hero of the Decade
 
Vikas Kapoor
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Karnati Sudhakar wrote:
P.S.: Rajinikanth is a famous star in Indian film industry.

IMO only in South India.
 
Sagar Rohankar
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Vishal Pandya wrote:
Karnati Sudhakar wrote:
P.S.: Rajinikanth is a famous star in Indian film industry.

IMO only in South India.

And South India is part of India and moreover he's films are dubbed in many languages (e.g Japanese) and release over the world. Its hard to find an Indian who doesn't know Rajnikant. Amithabh once said hes The Real Boss of Indian film Industry
 
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Hi all, atleast the rajnikant getting kicked is returning 10,300 results
all I know about this guy is that he's a super star down south -no hard feelings .
 
Vishwanath Krishnamurthi
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and all those hits only say

If you google search 'Rajnikant getting kicked' you'll get zero results. It just doesn't happen
 
Maneesh Godbole
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Guys,
Take it easy will ya? This debate about Rajnikanth's geo location is turning too meaningful. And you know what that implies.

Take it easy, have fun, be cool.

 
ankur rathi
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I give the credit to director or story writer.
 
Vishwanath Krishnamurthi
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Ok- here is why Newton committed suicide-

Newton - The Father of Physics committed suicide, you know why?

Here are the reasons:

Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his
head spinning He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent
that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured. Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what
he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the
middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken
and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last
time! and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
world hasn't changed.

Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain
is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that
our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the
villain because its the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is
virtually impossible). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his
pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the
gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of
the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off
and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide.

May his soul rest in peace.


[ I am a big fan of Rajni... He's someone I respect a lot! This is yea, just for fun]
 
Sagar Rohankar
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See, everyone here loves Rajni and taking this thread lightly, in a fun way
 
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I have not heard of this guy, but I wonder what would happen if he and Chuck Norris got together.
 
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fred rosenberger wrote:I have not heard of this guy, but I wonder what would happen if he and Chuck Norris got together.

lol
 
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I'm just happy there's only another year or so until the end of the decade so I can hear a joke that I can halfway understand. I'm totally telling this one to the next Indian person I meet though. It'll be an interesting test to see if humor can survive across a bewildered carrier medium.
 
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Whatever Rajini does, we'll accept. But the point is we don't accept somebody doing what he does. We love you RAJINI.
 
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Yeah, I don't get it and wish I missed it now.

Should I just replace Chuck Norris in the joke, then it makes sense?

Mark
 
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I did not get the original joke in this thread either.

Should I just replace Chuck Norris in the joke


Yeah, he can be considered the Indian version of Chuck Norris One of the better known jokes (similar to Chuck Norris "facts") about Rajnikanth is this one http://www.coderanch.com/t/457100/Meaningless-Drivel/Joke-Decade-Dont-miss-this#2039080
 
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fred rosenberger wrote:I have not heard of this guy, but I wonder what would happen if he and Chuck Norris got together.


Let's not forget to invite Jack Bauer to that party
 
Thillakan Saba
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Check the following link ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFITNE974RI

 
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I couldn't stop laughing on that in the beginning. But then I realized, its rajini after all . Yenna Rascalaaaaaaaaaaaa, Mind it !!!
 
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