And i thought i was smart..
My answer
1. Throw one of them in the ocean, and the boat would become LIGHTER as a result. Use the LIGHTER to light.
2. Throw them in the air and catch them. If you follow cricket, you'd know, catches win matches. Use the match to light.
3. Praise one cigarette and Voila, the other would burn out of jealousy.
My meaninglessness pales in comparison to all of you.
My original intention was never to get smart replies from you but to show my smartness.

I obviously failed.