posted 14 years ago
-->I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
--->It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
--->You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."
--->Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Seriously i love the way Seinfeld Humors around in a simplicity manner...The best thing i loved about seinfeld was that reservation scene