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I am the coming office today and founding my manager intrenet not the work. After asking the wky he saying not know I dont know why.

Finally if you can find out in the recycle bin the internet and click restore it work I told. and it worked. thanks you
 
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My mother is a fish. Everyone is a nun. Hope is the thing with feathers.
 
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Pippy's favorite songs:
1. Jumuaa
2. sopone
3. ae fisher

[Pippy is my 30 month old nephew]
 
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if (jumuaa)
{
charles = monu.equals("ae fisher")==3.14f? pippy: greg
}

Why this not compile. Please mail the solution urgently ASAP
 
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Ruko Ruko!!
let first understand me this...
 
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What could be more fun that accessing a remote desktop on a remote desktop that is running eclipse; you press ctrl+c and then ctrl+v and after 5 seconds realize that the copy + paste bug has kicked in.

Marvelous. Just... absolutely... fabantastically... supercious
 
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Anonymonsy is a cult
 
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Why are you not my Englishness be understanding? All the timing with that

Good newsings everybody, I have created the ultimate sheep capturing devicing, it cannot be in the failing-ing!

Hey! What are you in the doing of?!

 
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Deepak Bala wrote:Why are you not my Englishness be understanding?



I could hardly fail not to avoid disagreeing with you less.
 
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I don't know what all this jibber jabber is about. I shall commence pitying all the fools now.
 
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I received this in email from my friend.

Killing English ……


Principal to student..." I saw you yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

once Hindi teacher said...."I’m going out of the world to America .."

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

don’t..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

teacher in a furious mood...

write down your name and father of your name!!

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

"will you hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF"

************ ********* ********* ************ *

LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF YOU WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

************ ********* ********* ********* *****

Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
 
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Vikas Kapoor wrote:
it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

************ ********* ********* ********* ****

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

************ ********* ********* ********* *****



Absolutely hilarious...
 
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Can I have a double cheeezzzeeee burger and diet coke please ?
 
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I have 3 bugs on my plate. No idea when I can finish them

 
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