Congratulations! You have passed the Sun Certified Developer for the Java 2 Platform certification. You are among the elite 1% of certified Java professionals who have gone on to achieve the Sun Certified Developer for the Java 2 Platform certification.
Huzzah! I finally finished the process. To all you people caught in the wickedness of the sun/oracle certification scheme, THERE IS HOPE!
I took my essay test on March 30th and submitted my assignment the day before that. Now, almost 5 months, a infinite number of emails to every address @sun/oracle I could find and 3 resubmissions (they "lost" my assignment twice), I can finally join the ranks of Java Developers.