Okay, I figured it out, with help from Eclipse. Problem #1: <followers> are a sibling, not a child. Problem #2: I was confusing nodelist items with element items. Here's the answer:
<meta>Do you find this readable? I mean, I wasn't just saying that for *my* benefit, but yours too. Code like this takes too much time to re-understand.</meta>
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