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Programing Jokes

 
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There's 10 kinds of people in this world. Ones who understand binary and ones who don't.

Programmers seem to lose it bit by bit.

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

An SQL Query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks "Can I join you?"

// No comment.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will
eventually write a c++ program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.




Those are all the ones that I read that made me laugh. Just thought I would post these and see if I can make anyone laugh.
 
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From New programming jargon you coined?:

Yoda Conditions – using if (constant == variable) instead of if (variable == constant), like if (4 == foo). Because it's like saying "if blue is the sky" or "if tall is the man".

 
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