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marc weber
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Must be discreet!

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I have an old dominatrix printer that I'm not using anymore... it was so loud! You can have it.
 
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Did the printer's drivers come on floppy drives?
 
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I hear thats the name of the new Matrix movie.
 
Ryan Johnson
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No, that'd just be kinky.
 
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A certain Swedish developer who shall not be named, several times ex-member of these and many other forums, comes to mind. If memory serves, she's farming kangaroos down under nowadays.
 
marc weber
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Ryan Johnson wrote:I have an old dominatrix printer that I'm not using anymore... it was so loud! You can have it.

Oh, yeah, the DonnaMatrix 300. Every time it printed a character, you would hear a little "ouch."
 
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but what dominatrix worth her salt is going to take on anybody so bossy as to demand it is urgent, more grovelling please
 
Consider Paul's rocket mass heater.
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