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may i present the Business Shoulder Holster.
 
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But it doesn't have a place for my gun?
 
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To shoot those laughing at you for such pretentiousness?
 
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That's just plain ridiculous. The only place I can imagine seeing it is on "The Office" played for laughs, but Dwight already had a holster and it didn't work out.

Did you notice it's on the "Holsters" tab of that site? They seem to have holsters for every occasion. Well, I guess they missed a few:

Wedding holster -- pockets for ring, copy of wedding vows, secret crib sheet of future in-laws's names, and GPS for finding the church
Movie theater holster -- pockets for tickets, straws and napkins, jujubes (with dispenser), and hot butter-flavored oil
Exotic dancer holster -- pockets for dollar bills, keys to locker, dance schedule, and other bare essentials for when you just don't have any other options
 
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Would people buy it? It doesnt look comfortable
 
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Just imagine the fun at traffic stops. "May I see your license and registration please? ...."
 
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Frank Silbermann wrote:Just imagine the fun at traffic stops. "May I see your license and registration please? ...."



FUN !! well, let me complete it..

Bang ! Bang ! Shooot!

Officer says after a minute: SssskrSSss Man shot down ! Ssshkrsshh Man shot down !, requesting ambulance, 'was trying to shoot me, possible crime scene, Man down !!! ....
 
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Someone in my office (the guy who started sending this link around here) actually ordered one yesterday.
 
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Call me crazy, but I'd love that! That is, if I had to wear a suit every day. So much easier to put that on than to unload and reload every day all my other pockets.
 
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I like the "highly sophisticated materials" feature. I won't buy materials if they aren't highly sophisticated.
 
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That's what my laptop bag is for: a Male Purse (or murse). In the unlikely event I don't need a laptop, I'm probably carrying a backpack.
Is this now an Every Day Carry topic?
 
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Joe Ess wrote:Is this now an Every Day Carry topic?



Everybody is carrying pocket knife.
 
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Saurabh Pillai wrote:

Joe Ess wrote:Is this now an Every Day Carry topic?



Everybody is carrying pocket knife.



You mean you don't have a knife???
 
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Nope. Why is it compulsory?
 
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Because everyone else has one!
 
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Really, no knife? You definitely wouldn't get the last donut in our break room!
 
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Why there's a need to keep a knife with this daily accessories? Is it for the BOSS?
 
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And if it is important that I recommend Swiss Army Knife
 
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Kaustubh G Sharma wrote:Why there's a need to keep a knife with this daily accessories? Is it for the BOSS?



Beats the heck out of fingernails and harsh language.
 
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Then I prefer this kit over swiss knife
 
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