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You born as Animal

 
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If suppose you need to born as an Animal (other than Homo Sapiens) in your next birth; what animal type you would like to be born?

I would like to be born as an Eagle and fly high....
 
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A sloth.
Or an alot.
 
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One of my dogs. They have the Life of Riley.

 
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Beeing a large parrot would be cool. Few if any predators that are after you, flying, clever and attractive, tropical weather.


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I'm coming back as a cockroach; top of the food chain and freaks people out.
 
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Koen Aerts wrote:I'm coming back as a cockroach; top of the food chain ...


Small consolation when you're under my boot.

And not quite true. See that brown doggie up above? If he catches you, you're lunch!
 
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I'm coming back as a Toxoplasma gondii -- instead of me having a cat, a cat could have me.
 
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Without a doubt, I would be a narwhal. Because no other animal has the same ability to make people say "What the...?"

 
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Bear Bibeault wrote:

Koen Aerts wrote:I'm coming back as a cockroach; top of the food chain ...


Small consolation when you're under my boot.

And not quite true. See that brown doggie up above? If he catches you, you're lunch!


Yeah, I didn't think this one through. I'm hoping after meeting your boot I get another iteration. My luck it'll be a fruit fly.
 
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A Chubacabra!
 
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Bear Bibeault wrote:One of my dogs. They have the Life of Riley.



You don't get to choose because you are already a bear.
 
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Bear Bibeault wrote:One of my dogs. They have the Life of Riley.



What about an walrus!!!
This time someone can just say, "I told you this one is opinionated."
 
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Definitely as a pigeon.
That way I can get to sh*t on all the politicians, either in real, posters or statues.
 
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Maneesh Godbole wrote:Definitely as a pigeon. That way I can get to sh*t on all the politicians, either in real, posters or statues.



Well, I was about to give +1 if ranch ever thought building your statue. Now I need to re-think.
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