I test drove, well test rode, Google's self-driving car. It rolled up the windows, locked the doors and drove me to CES to visit its girlfriend Siri. (Star-crossed lovers, no?) The worst part is I got stuck with a valet parking bill for $800. I only left them alone for like four hours! What the heck did they get up to?
Next thing you'll know we gonna be getting self driven employee ! The ad will be like
Tired of paying your employees with salary pay slips? Fedup with negotiating salaries ? Dont be depressed no more , Now comes the era of a "self driven employee" . This employee is self driven self motivated . Needs no salary ! Will work in good conditions and bad conditions or any conditions for that matter ! Will never ask for money nor nag about anything"
Muhammad Saif Asif Mirza
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