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doctor what is wrong with my dog?

 
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a man woke up one day and his dog wasn't moving. he took it to a vet and the vet said "your dog is dead".

the man said i want a second opinion, and a third.

the vet said fine. he left and came back leading a labrador retriever. the dog sniffed the other dog and went "woof woof". the vet led him out and returned with a cat. the cat sniffed the dog and went "meow meow". the vet led him off and came back. he said that will be $500.

the man says "what! $500 to tell me my dog is dead?"

the vet says "well my fee is only $20. the rest is for the cat scan and the lab report"
 
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Epic Joke !!! Genius - the guy who made this
 
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hahaha nice one dude, the most i like is "Cat Scan".
 
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